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Top 10 Reasons to Give Up Homecooking
TV star-pitchmen such as the Maytag repairman really do not exist when fuses blow.
Martha Stewart's recipes really do not work in private home kitchens.
Mrs. Paul's deep fried fish parts taste better than homemade battered fish sticks
Even Big Macs have taste after mom's long day of handling four kids and one sick cat.
After so many days even Chef Boyardee wears out his welcome.
Betty Crocker ran off with the mailman.
I haven't trusted anything Chinese since Chung King was canned in Jackson, Ohio.
Wobbly legs on TV tray.
911 operators have me on their do-not-respond list.
Martha Stewart doesn't make house calls.
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