Grump Columns.

Welcome to the Grump Columns page. Here you will find previously written columns that are for sale.
Click on the photo or graphic on the left to bring up the columns you wish to read.

click here for toque of teh town toque
As soon as sufficient nutcases come up with the money, I am opening my own restaurant. Although I do not cook, such talents are no longer required to run a restaurant.

click here to see mothers day advice
Here's a simple check list for Mother's Day to help moms determine if they are dining in their kind of restaurant.

click here to see eating contest

Never engage in dangerous bulk eating contests.

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