Never engage in dangerous bulk eating contests.

Pass... on invitations to compete in steak-eating contests when some nutcase wants you to go up against football linesmen for charity. History is loaded with cases of choking, fainting, even deaths from such misguided events.

In the 1970's a U. S. Marine died as a result of choking on doughnuts in a charity contest. Hotdog eating contests always result in 911 calls.

Worst are the hot peppers contests.

Call your insurance carrier first, then make final arrangements for cremation, thus saving on burial plots.

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